日子就这么地过了两天，似乎那人也不清楚我偷偷地在点名单上动的那一点小手脚，反正我就是一个打酱油路过的娃，甚安全。                                                                                                             周五的晚上，通常nv生寝室都会处于一种躁动不安的氛围内，尤其是那大一刚进校的菜鸟。                                                                                                             在z大，有个不成文的习惯，每周五晚上六点半开始，师生活动中心的五楼会都会一个舞会。                                                                                                             在刚进学校的时候，我也曾经是舞会的ai好分子。                                                                                                             没办法，那个时候多少还带着点萝莉气息，还做着在舞会上遇见一个白马王子型号的人物，他能够执起我的手，翩翩起舞。                                                                                                             等到在学校混了一个月之后，我不得不承认，幻想很美好，现实忒残酷，会在舞会上出现的，绝对不是王子，顶多就是白马而已。                                                                                                             所以现在的我，练就了面对舞会心如止水的地步。                                                                                                             “阿墨，你觉得那件好看？”                                                                                                             沈依依一手抓着一件衣服，在自己身上b划着，一边回过了头瞅着我问着。                                                                                                             对于沈依依来说，周末日，约会日。今天晚上的她打算和她家小亮子去压马路，也真为难她在九月初这种还处于三十来度高温天气还有心情逛街。                                                                                                             “什么都不穿最好。”                                                                                                             我哼唧着，把摆在自己书桌上的小电风扇开到最大档，这么热的天，不管白天还是晚上，走的都是sh身路线，有穿等于没穿。                                                                                                             “阿墨，你越来越猥琐了！”沈依依脸一红，斥了我一声，小nv儿家的娇羞状态十足。                                                                                                             我哼了哼，少年不流氓，发育不正常么！不过依依和亮哥的发展看着真让人眼红妒忌啊，尤其在我这种单身贵族的眼中，绝对的红果果。                                                                                                             “阿墨！”                                                                                                             平地乍起一声雷，半掩的房间门被人刷地一下推开，砰地一下撞到墙面上，发出一声巨响。                                                                                                             赵倩走了进来，额头上溢出一层薄汗，有些气急败坏。                                                                                                             “嘛事？！”                                                                                                             我回头瞅她，有些心疼寝室的门，推坏了我可不打算赔。                                                                                                             “你上一次帮我去点的计算机班的名，有个人说他明明来上课的，可是在布告栏上的通告批评上却有他的名字，你是不是ga0错了？”                                                                                                             赵倩有些焦急地问着。                                                                                                             听赵倩这么一说，基本上不用猜，我就知道那个人是谁了，居然还真的找上门来了！                                                                                                             我居然忘记了，通告批评那回事要到周末才揭晓，还真的以为自己做的小手脚没有人知道而沾沾自喜，实在是太愚蠢了！                                                                                                             看吧，现在对方找上门算账了吧！                                                                                                             我把脑袋往着书桌上一埋，开始装柔弱装生病，“我头疼，我什么都不知道。”                                                                                                             这黑锅，赵倩姐姐你还是背了算了。                                                                                                             o(╯□╰)o                                                                                                             赵倩姐姐看我的眼神瞬间变成恨不能把我送去人道毁灭了。                                                                                                             “阿墨，可真有你的！”赵倩怒极反笑，“你好歹也给我吱个声先，就算背黑锅姐姐我也认了，反正也不是什么大不了的事情。人家现在就在楼下守着要给个说法呢！”                                                                                                             “他说我的x一手不能掌握……”我期期艾艾，万分委屈地开口，“然后我就小心眼地扯了他后腿。”                                                                                                             我觉得只是礼尚往来而已，这不怪我，真的！                                                                                                             赵倩扫了我的x两眼，那眼神就像是锐利的手术刀，割开衣服割那两坨脂肪，割完一刀又一刀，可惜就是不能把它们真的给割掉。                                                                                                             “那人可是帅哥，赵倩姐姐你顺带看看能不能解决了你的终身大事，回头记得给我媒人红包。”我捧着一张老脸在那边装可ai讨好，十足的不知羞愧为何物。                                                                                                             赵倩瞪了我一眼，然后又蹭蹭蹭地出去了。                                                                                                             我急忙把手上的那一杯泡面往着桌子上一放，跑yan台去了。                                                                                                             我们寝室位于六楼，地理位置得天独厚，朝南方向，全年接受yan光的洗礼，冬天的时候搬凳子出来还能一边晒太yan一边玩斗地主。                                                                                                             我趴在yan台上，低头往着寝室门口看。                                                                                                             夏末微凉，六点多的时候天还光亮无b，天空中一片se彩斑斓的火烧云，寝室门口有不少人来来往往，也有男生在楼下驻足等候，可是只消一眼，我就瞧见小白脸君李澈的位子。                                                                                                             他依靠在一颗水杉树上，白衬衫，白k子，白球鞋，一头碎发略长，却很服帖，那小模样看上去还真的是挺有校园偶像的feel。                                                                                                             我的心又开始danyan了。                                                                                                             你说长相好看的人怎么就有那么一个恶劣的x格呢，果然上帝是公平的啊！                                                                                                             赵倩出了寝室门，往着小白脸君方向而去，而那他却像是不经意一样往着我这边瞟了一眼。                                                                                                             我像是一个小偷一样急忙地蹲下了身去，他只是瞟一眼而已，应该不可能看见的，我想。                                                                                                             “阿墨，电话！”沈依依在屋子里头叫了一声。                                                                                                             “诶……”                                                                                                             我应着，急忙往着屋子里头蹿。                                                                                                             手机在书桌上一直不停滴响着，因为震动而发出“嗤嗤嗤”的声响，我拿起手机一看，屏幕上显示的是赵倩的电话。                                                                                                             不是吧？                                                                                                             我小心翼翼地按下了接听键，还没等我开口，赵倩的怒声就迎面而来了，宛如海啸。                                                                                                             “你给我滚下来！”(╰_╯)#                                                                                                             我哀号一声，天要亡我!                                                                                                             磨磨唧唧地，我花了十分钟的时间才从楼上下来了，李澈依旧维持着靠在水杉树上那装b的姿势，看的我没蛋都还是疼了。                                                                                                             在他的旁边还站着一个没见过的男生，小模样长的也挺好看的，不过和小白脸君一b，自然差了点，虽然不至于一个天上一个地下，但是有时候差之毫厘谬以千里，在容貌上大概也是可以适用的，你想想，在飞利浦旁边放了一个国产电灯泡，这种感觉总是有点不一样的。                                                                                                             见到我来，小白脸君嘴边起了笑，那小眼神瞅的我心底直发虚。                                                                                                             赵倩站在一边，一双眸子也盯着我看着。                                                                                                             不就是我小心眼了一下么，至于么，至于么……                                                                                                             我低头开始用脚上的拖鞋蹭地面，突然发现自己脚上那一双还有着维尼熊的头像的拖鞋，多少还是有点怂的，早知道就应该就应该换一双鞋子再下来的。                                                                                                             “终于肯出现了？赵倩？”                                                                                                             小白脸君那略显薄凉而又透着一gu子慵懒味道的声音响了起来。                                                                                                             这丫的明明就是故意的！                                                                                                             我抬眼偷偷看了一下赵倩，果然她的脸se很黑，就像是她要背负的黑锅一样，黑的彻底。                                                                                                             “啊，错了，不应该叫你赵倩的。”小白脸君懒洋洋的声音又响起，“话说，到底谁是赵倩来着？”                                                                                                             这丫的是故意的，明知故问。                                                                                                             但是现在的我自知理亏与人，自然不敢揭竿而起，只能夹着尾巴做人，伸手指了指站在一边的赵倩，承认自己是山寨。                                                                                                             “同学，别得寸进尺啊，这一次的确是我们不对，现在我们向你道歉，我会向学生科反应这一次的事情，会发道歉和撤销对你的通告批评，你觉得怎么样!”                                                                                                             赵倩似乎有点听不下去了，声音凛然很有在学生科混的范儿，瞧这危机处理的多专业化，我星星眼地往着，只差没有整个人往着她身后缩过去，寻求赵倩姐姐的保护了。                                                                                                             有时候nv人b男人还爷们，这句话还真不是吹嘘的。                                                                                                             李澈和那个站在一边一声不吭的国产灯泡互看了一眼，后者挑了挑眉。                                                                                                             “那行，”李澈点了点头，表示对于这个处理还算满意，“这事就这么算了吧！”                                                                                                             嘤嘤嘤嘤，完美解决，果然是赵倩姐姐出马，谁与争锋！                                                                                                             我得瑟地准备转身回宿舍楼上，这么热的天气，没有空调没有电扇，绝对活不下去的！                                                                                                             但是还没等我跨出一步，脖子后头就已经是被人揪住了，他的手温度不高，有点冰凉，像是冰凉的蛇一样，害我**皮疙瘩瞬间起了一身。                                                                                                             我挣脱开他的爪子，m着自己的颈后，瞪着眼前的男生。                                                                                                             “话说，你是不是应该也道个歉？”小白脸君看着我，问着。                                                                                                             擦！                                                                                                             有话就不能好好说么，非要动手动脚么！                                                                                                             我瞪着李澈，赵倩推了推我的手臂，示意我还是道个歉了事算了。                                                                                                             算了，姐姐我能伸能屈。                                                                                                             “对……”还没等我开口，小白脸又开口了，“怎么说也得请客吃顿饭来赔罪不是？”                                                                                                             嘤嘤嘤嘤，居然还敲诈我？                                                                                                             我回头看着赵倩，一脸可怜巴巴的样子，他居然敲诈我！                                                                                                             赵倩闭上了眼睛，当做什么都没有看见，用行动来默认。                                                                                                             我回头，带着讨好的商量。                                                                                                             “食堂成不？！”                                                                                                             小白脸哼了两声，回答很明显，不行！                                                                                                             这个世界实在太黑暗了！                                                                                                             小白脸李澈选的地方是z大北门的一条小吃街，各se各样的食物都有，当然更加不缺的是小饭馆。                                                                                                             在他哼唧着坚决不去物美价廉的食堂的时候，我就知道，这丫的绝对不肯屈就一碗馄饨或者一份快餐就能解决一顿的地方，捏了捏口袋里面的钱，我觉得有点悲剧。                                                                                                             我身上只有六十二块钱，下楼来的我身上带了手机，k子口袋里面只有十二块钱，另外一张五十块的，还是赵倩友情赞助的。                                                                                                             要是等会不够的话，会不会真的留我在那边刷盘子啊？我想。                                                                                                             “怎么了，还不乐意？”李澈看了我一眼，嘴角上的笑容y险了许多，“啊啊，你说去吃韩国料理在怎么样？要不，日本寿司？”                                                                                                             我捏紧了口袋里面的钱，内牛满面，你个崇洋媚外的剑南春啊！